Jackson Thomas

I like to make snacks while I wait for my other snack to cook

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

I feel like you have to had been bullied in high school to decide to become a cop

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

People who claim to be left handed just want attention.

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

If you voted for Biden you owe me gas money

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

You’re right there are only two sexes. The one I have with your mom and the one I have with your dad.

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

Did people make paper airplanes before real airplanes existed.

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

Woman in Costco told me I have nice teeth. Made my day.

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

I hate the term fatphobia. Why would I be scared of a fat person?

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

Next time you think universal healthcare in the U.S. is a good idea just remember that 40% of Americans are obese and 71.6% are overweight. Idk about you but I don’t feel like paying extra for fat people healthcare.

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

Tell me the difference between pants and trousers Bc I know there is one.

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

Every time I take the Meyers-Briggs test I get a different answer.

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

@reckoDAgecko Fair nuff

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

Not a single successful person I know vapes.

[Mike_Davis @MikeDavisYT]

Retweet if #dogecoin will break $1 this year

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

I be feelin a little gay when the McChicken got too much Mayo.

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

Would you rather be Michael Vick’s dog or Adrian Peterson’s son.

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

Car just got stolen 😎

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

Apartment “complex”...? I find it quite simple actually.

[RooFix AI @RooFixAI]

Over the past 5 months, #DogeCoin has done more for the human race in terms of unity, power, & freedom than any government, politician, or leader ever could ✌️♥️

#DOGE > the 1%

[DogecoinDonna @DogecoinDonna]

Anyone going to sleep tonight or are we all watching #Dogecoin?

[Jackson Thomas @JackThom28]

The naked man fears no pickpocket.