Jack Tilde

Bestselling author of satire.
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Prometheus for Breakfast is a top 100 free book on Kindle! https://t.co/UP5G7bctqq

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@TracyClark132 Seeing as I plotted it and then didn't stick to that plot at all as the story unfolded I would say most of it surprised me. :P

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Prometheus for Breakfast is now 100% free for Kindle, Apple, Kobo and more!
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::Me reading posts on The Daily 'Tism (like The Onion for Autistic people that FB decided I needed to see)::

Me reading post #1: Oh, that's funny. Pretty relatable.
Me reading post #12: Ha, that one is relatable too!
Me reading post #34: I think... I think I might need to get tested...

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How long after the publication of your first book did you wait before starting your second?

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And we’re back!

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I don't want to be insensitive, but it isn't like Archibald Asparagus didn't try to warn us.
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@GenFlynn @BarackObama @JoeBiden @POTUS Corrupt? Dude, aren't you the guy who pleased guilty to lying to the FBI?

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@elonmusk

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@elonmusk Welcome back to the right side of history. :)

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A stitch in time saves nine, but a stitch too slow, "Fuck, I can't sew."

#words

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Prometheus for Breakfast was chosen among a small number of Indie reviews to be published in the current print issue of Kirkus Review. #BooksWorthReading #BookReview

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@revive_the_west I have that. It is awesome. Little secret, it's not about politics, it's about treating the people you love with a sense of humility and empathy. You can't get there without those two things.

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Back on top once again! Get your free copy of Prometheus for Breakfast until tomorrow at the link below.
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@HarrowingDell I'm glad I'm not alone.

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I need help to settle a debate with my wife. You overhear your married couple friends say this:

Him: You want your sandwich cut or uncut?
Her: You know I like them cut.
Him: And with extra mayo.
Her: Oh yeah!

Are they talking:
A) Sandwiches
B) Sandwiches and something else

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Prometheus for Breakfast is free on the Kindle today and tomorrow only. Check out the book Kirkus called "A lighthearted and thoughtful journey to hell and back."

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My Wife Teaching the Kids Anatomy: Humans have a cochlea. Dogs have a cochlea. What else has a cochlea?

Me: Star Wars has a coke-Leia.

Wife: ::unamused look::