Jack

hey

[Jack @JackTK_3]

Dammit

[Jack @JackTK_3]

Might be the most unique set of fantasy football picks I’ve ever seen in a draft I was doing today

[Jack @JackTK_3]

This dude looks like evil Travis Kelce

[NFL @NFL]

Brazilian funk star @DjPedroSampaio and global music icon @Ricky_Martin will perform at the 2026 NFL Rio Game Halftime Show!

Sept. 27. Maracanã Stadium. @NFLBrasil @sportv @geglobo

[Jack @JackTK_3]

I deadass had $25 to my name in March

[Jack @JackTK_3]

Can I take the vax card out of my wallet now or are we still in the middle of a pandemic

[Jack @JackTK_3]

Once I hit 24 I’m deleting ts

[SpursMuse @spurs_muse]

ELMO JUST SAW A BUTTERFLY

[Jack @JackTK_3]

You dumbass

[Jack @JackTK_3]

damn I'm really good at knowing what 8 x 7 is. I should spend the rest of my life committed to this craft in an office

[Jack @JackTK_3]

You won’t believe this shi dog

[Jack @JackTK_3]

there should be a job where I just sit in a chair all day

[Jack @JackTK_3]

You start tweeting about work and you unlock the employed side of twitter it’s crazy

[Jack @JackTK_3]

Saving a piss overnight so I can unleash it at work and make money for it

[Jack @JackTK_3]

2 days into my 9-5 and I’m already scheming of how I can gamble my way out of this shi

[Jack @JackTK_3]

Saddened to say that my career as a gamer is being postponed (I got a full time j*b)

[Jack @JackTK_3]

Played NFL roblox until 3 AM today

[Jack @JackTK_3]

Having no income and being broke is fun bc the friendly game of poker at a friends house suddenly becomes a life or death situation

[adult swim @adultswim]

An important announcement from Michael and Zach

[Jack @JackTK_3]

@maxstraps_ @nicc2qalil @The_Mike_Ox @MileHighMims She about to get them all wrong again except for them bills now I see it

[Jack @JackTK_3]

I haven't tweeted in months because all these new AIs have been using MY tweets to become funnier and I am NOT going to let them win

[Jack @JackTK_3]

@cploughren

[Jack @JackTK_3]

Saw a jackbox shirt in public for the first time