Jack Long

opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one

[Jack Long @JacktLong]

@RoyalMail whoever your delivery driver is that serves Congleton is awful. We’ve lost 3 parcels because of their incompetence and lazyness. Same driver same outcome. Knocks, ditches parcel at the front door and leaves.

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

Hey @GreggsOfficial I’m 34 days deep into running the length of Africa. What do I have to do to get a sausage roll delivered to me out here?

[Jack Long @JacktLong]

@WW2Podcaster 24 episodes in 3 days! Long way to go for me 😅

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 25: 59.1km

Had a dream last night. I was in big Tesco. Meal deal in hand. Hoisin duck wrap. Woke up. No hoisin or duck anywhere to be seen.

Realised I wasn't in Tesco. I was in the middle of nowhere in Namibia and I had to run another 13,700km before I'd get a meal deal.

Was quite sad but I fixed up quick time. Thought, might aswell get a wriggle on. Got back on road. Collected another brick for my wall.

Settling in for the evening. Knackered. Just took my socks off. Horrific sight. Horrific smell. Chef Nessie cooking us up a storm before I pass out. Love it.

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

In the last 15 days I’ve ran 822km and climbed the equivalent of Mount Everest in elevation gain.

[Jack Long @JacktLong]

@chrisbarbour_ You know when you hear a word so many times that you question it’s pronunciation or if it’s actually a real word?!

[Aidan Walsh 🔰 @AidanWalshMUFC]

It's match day! #mufc

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Forever a Canning Town boy ❤️⚒

A first look at 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗢𝘄𝗻...

[Jack Long @JacktLong]

@RoyalMail fyi your Congleton depot is an absolute shambles.

[KG🍬 @KyleG1878]

Honestly best thing I’ve ever been sent😂

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

The club is saddened to learn of the passing of former player, John Archer.

[restaurant noma @nomacph]

What an incredible moment for us all in Copenhagen.

We are so happy and proud of our team being voted the no. 1 restaurant in the world. #Worlds50Best

[Jack Long @JacktLong]

@OfficialFPL hello, my team name is the name of my favourite bird but for some reason is awaiting moderation? I don’t quite see the issue? My name is Himalayan Snowcock

[Jack Long @JacktLong]

@chrisbarbour_ @ATFAULKNER

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

Part 2

[Jack Long @JacktLong]

@Carpervert @MrJamesMay If I only eat plants and drink water does that mean I can go anywhere too? 🤔🤔

[Jack Long @JacktLong]

@Olivaarr

[Clueless Ole @cluelessOle]

@DeludedBrendan Weird there are Norwich fans here not sure why

[Jack Long @JacktLong]

@AldiUK Lord Graham Crumpet of Aldi

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

These owners and their minions tried to shaft the fans, now the media wants to heap praise on them for NOT wrecking football, despite the fact they tried their best to do just that. Ridiculous coverage this morning.