Jack

Wu tang forever

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

fuck u

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

had to tranquilize a kid for trying to steal a dinosaur

[Jack @JackZehner]

@almostrobb @CatsandGuac I second this

[XFL Guru @XFLguru]

Was Kobe Bryant the glue that was holding the world together?

[RZA! @RZA]

There is no better feeling than watching your child break into laughter. #WuTang is for the children.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[Leo @leonahdoe]

Work : Your time off request has been denied

Me :

[vin @mostaccioli__]

Wauconda

[Jack @JackZehner]

@SHAQ, my son is about to be born. I need you to hold him so we can take the best photo ever

[Jack @JackZehner]

It’s crazy how fast life changes. Who would have thought I would have rescued a puppy, started shopping for homes, and having a baby all within a year

[Elereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek @EleriTMLH]

Quote of the Day:
"If Iranian hackers wanna pull off some real big dick energy shit, wipe out US student loan debt. If the student loan debt is wiped, they will lose this as leverage to recruit for the military."

[obstinate, headstrong girl @SoSofieFatale]

2 TRILLION to destroy and kill but we can’t afford free college and health care for all. Disgusting, wasteful and destructive.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i have received evidence that i believe will lead to the arrest and conviction of charles entertainment cheese

[will defries @willdefries]

never forget about the insanely british kid who threatened to uppercut santa if he’s on the naughty list https://t.co/lgfwur6o40

[Jack @JackZehner]

@qtba2te Rik what the hell is this

[technically, an expert @GBWoes]

Cx: “My phone is frozen. You can’t even reset it.”
Me: *Does hard reset*
Cx:

[technically, an expert @GBWoes]

How customers look when they say their phone is being slowed down because of the newest release.