Jackwagon

[Jackwagon @JaclynComparoni]

When we were kids my stepmom made our voicemail greeting “hi you’ve reached the crazy Christians of 200 Army Rd”...that’s why I’m gay

[adri @aadriiiis]

Y’all got 3 more days to be gay… after that wrap it up

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

Ready for #SharkWeek? Just a ✨ bite ✨ of this year’s lineup.

Stay tuned for more on our jawesome headliners during the best week of the year. It all starts July 7 on @Discovery!

[Suzy Jones @SuzyJonesMusic]

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little "aarf" sound

[Sam Jeske @Sam_Jeske]

yeah I support the troops

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

she looks like she’s on her way to destroy a glee club

[man what @troiwarren]

My brain when i try to go to sleep

[culture @notgwendalupe]

the 'vogue' scene in the devil wears prada lives in my mind rent free

[Pop Base @PopBase]

LEGO to release a Twilight set based on the Cullen house.

[marg ⸆⸉ @BetttysCardigan]

“AAAAATENTION Texas roadhouse I have a special birthday guest with me today! My friend Taylor is turning 34 years old today, so on the count of 3 I need you to stop what you're doin, swallow what you're chewin, and give me your loudest proudest Texas-sized yeehaw! 1 2 3 YEEHAW”

[kla @blessedswift]

What were the surprise songs

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hi! Well, so, basically I have a birthday coming up and I was thinking a fun way to celebrate the year we’ve had together would be to make The Eras Tour Concert Film available for you to watch at home! Very happy to be able to tell you that the extended version of the film including “Wildest Dreams,” “The Archer” and “Long Live” will be available to rent on demand in the US, Canada & additional countries to be announced soon starting on … you guessed it, December 13 🫶💋

[clare @sadderlizards]

how it feels to leave the house after 5pm

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

eras tour argentina

[Jackwagon @JaclynComparoni]

@sarahshaker0 Run while you can

[Nia @niajanelle__]

I’ll stay home

[Jackwagon @JaclynComparoni]

@sarahshaker0 Would not recommend