Jacob Everett

Professional Dreamer, Creator, Husband, and Father. Content Sourcing Lead for Oculus Publishing. Opinions, experiences, over shares, and bad jokes are my own.

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

For all of the new soccer fans in America that need an EPL team to support…..

Let this decide for you ⬇️

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Argentina trying to lure the ghost of Diego Maradona to Atlanta on Wednesday for one last hurrah:

[Jacob Everett @Jacob_Everett]

@USMNT You rewarded us with… squints… another round of 16 exit! To an old creaky Belgium squad well past their prime. And you didn’t just lose to a better team like usual, you got embarrassed off the field in a home World Cup. This post should be a fucking apology.

[Jacob Everett @Jacob_Everett]

@FOXSports @FOXSoccer @USMNT Fuck you. This was an embarrassing summer.

[Jacob Everett @Jacob_Everett]

I don’t want to hear that the future is bright for American soccer. That was a disgusting effort. We’re somehow worse than 2016. Absolutely folded. #usmnt

[Jacob Everett @Jacob_Everett]

This is fucking embarrassing. Out with a whimper. #usmnt

[Jacob Everett @Jacob_Everett]

Absolute failure of a World Cup. Going out to Belgium our first actual test is the bare minimum. #usmnt

[USMNT_STAN @StanUsmnt]

England is about to learn what CONCACAF is all about.

-Hotel being attacked all night so you can’t sleep
-Atrocious home job officiating
-100,000 fans on top of you throwing stuff
-Slurs being yelled at you all game
-The most egregious time wasting you can imagine.

Welcome…

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

That was not the definition of a red card.

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

BALL. DON’T. LIE.

[Graham Coffey @GrahamCoffeyDC]

George Washington was down a man once. Did he pack it in and play defense? Hell no. He snuck across the Delaware at night and got a second goal.

Finish them, USA

[Alvaro Berro @alvarofberro]

🚨 #ULTIMAHORA preocupación por el estado de salud mental de Edward Norton. Se le ha visto desorientado hablando solo durante el USA-Turquía en el estadio de los Ángeles.

[AO @AmericanOutlaws]

To everyone who is joining the @USMNT fandom…

WELCOME! This is a great place to be!

Let’s get you caught up…

[Billie @Billie_T]

This spanish twitter generational run needs to be taught at universities

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Shaun Maguire @shaunmmaguire]

This is the American dream

Literally made me tear up

An Argentine born in America, who served in the US Navy

Something is changing in US soccer

[𝗠3MPH1S-B3113 @M3mph1sB]

They Love America