Jacob Anderson

Twitter is the canvas on which my brush dances. In 2013 I ate banana bread that gave me the ability to see god.

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

Obsessed with the Chinese people in Jaden smiths karate kid. What a bunch of burgers, we need way more of that

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Bonnie is all time name for asian ladies

[Ottawa Charge @PWHL_Ottawa]

STRENGTHENING UP BETWEEN THE PIPES! 🥅

Bringing more Finnish talent to Ottawa as we select goaltender Sanni Ahola with our fifth round pick.

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

#cardiacmac #masters

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

We’re so back - updated stats:
Jacob Anderson (DH)
Ghin index: scratch
Sex: not in a while
Weight: 345 lbs
Skoal: cherry

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

White boy summer so loaded

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

Redownloaded twitter and dropping deuce. Likes are private now? Nice

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

@RandyColton2 Nice

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This guy using the ladder like a natural extension of his body

[📹 Michael Eder / da.wuide.michi]
https://t.co/cMfzv9HjnP

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

Fuel

[Louis KC @LouisCKfanpage]

Is everyone excited to watch Travis Kelce win the Super Bowl MVP, then immediately propose, and then let Taylor Swift hold the Super Bowl trophy? 🏆

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

You ever start eating pistachios and then realize you’ve been standing for an hour unable to stop?

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Who pissed myself

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

Fuck up my feed with Jewish tunnel content I cannot get enough

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

No I still like you baby the Jew tunnel thing just threw me off a little

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

Are jazz hands allowed on New Year’s Eve?

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

Listening to banter podcast and jibber jabbering along with them

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

I think it’s time I showed these old farts the white boy shuffle. Hit it Ronnie!

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

Sometimes you need to take drugs to feel better. Other times you need to shit without your phone instead.

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

I forgot about hangovers last night. Merry Christmas.

[Jacob Anderson @JacobAndy500]

@Cobratate Dude I don’t care u are losing productivity hours right now get a cigar in your mouth