Jacob Edwards

707 → 916 → 202. Professional swamp creature and Google Sheets supremacist 🏳️‍🌈 ✡︎

[manuel @manwelllb_]

how having a crush when you’re 27 feels like

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

You should have voted to convict the scorpion in its impeachment trial, Senator Frog

[Jacob Edwards @JacobBEdwards]

Nearly 39,000 fans ate 27,570 hot dogs. Embarrassing stats. We need to do better

[Nationals Park @NationalsPark]

good job yesterday 🌭

[Jack @tracewoodgrains]

It's almost awe-inspiring, in a sense, how ambitious and extensive this admin's corruption is, how devoid of any notion of fair dealing, how openly they loot the pockets of their followers and the treasury alike for personal gain

what do you even say at this point?

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

[Roman 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @Rx410]

A little more than a year between these two pictures

[Jacob Edwards @JacobBEdwards]

Literally a veep scene

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: President Donald Trump says Iran is "not too strong at all" compared to a month ago amid reports both sides have received plans to end the conflict

https://t.co/WnBGoAGnui

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Jacob Edwards @JacobBEdwards]

Hormuz would be such a beautiful name for a baby girl

[Jacob Edwards @JacobBEdwards]

Charles II resurrected after 341 years

(Punchbowl text subscribers got it first)

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

🚨NEWS: WH expected to announce that KING CHARLES II will make a state visit next month. Likely to include address to joint session.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

[Jacob Edwards @JacobBEdwards]

@douglandry @OrganizerMemes Last year their treasurer pleaded guilty to taking $1.5 million in fraudulent EDI loans for her business. Her business is also the consulting firm the PAC paid for compliance services.

[Jacob Edwards @JacobBEdwards]

Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas... the US is doing its own version of the Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Chiltern Hundreds

[Jacob Edwards @JacobBEdwards]

If there's one thing Harris knows it's how to win Texas

[Patrick Svitek @PatrickSvitek]

Scoop: Kamala Harris stars in robocall for Jasmine Crockett in #TXSEN primary https://t.co/NdatIB5xQq

[Jacob Edwards @JacobBEdwards]

Calling him a fascist is being nice

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

give Punch a gun