Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male)

Crypto Enthusiast 🌐 Alpha Male 🐺💪 47 but still young at heart 👶🏻❤️ Nature Lover 🌱🏕️

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

This account has been SOLD to me. But don't worry, I'm not some crypto asshole, this account is still satire, just run by a different person and playing a different character.

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

My wife (female 21) doesn't understand my (male 47) lifestyle of having sex with men at the club, she doesn't understand that it's not gay because I wear socks and don't look them in the eyes! what do I do?

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

@carrot_pic25585 @ballsmcnuts1 @ninja_muffin99 get a job 𝕏aggot

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS.

Contact me at [email protected]!

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

I'M NOT DEAD I'M JUST BURNING IN HELL WITH A TERRIBLE INTERNET SIGNAL. HELP ME.

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

What the FUCK MAN #whatthefuck #what #oh #thatsnot

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

@lichen_ooc I'm gonna get you.

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

@lichen_ooc literally anything about this show

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

HOLY SHIT?

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

@Sk1ppyisntfunny @youtube_bad

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

@lichen_ooc LOG. OUT.

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

I thought someone kicked lichen out of their account what happened to that

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

@lichen_ooc goddamnit

[Jacob Cohen (Alpha Male) @JacobCohenAlpha]

@HeavyFortress DO IT YOU COWARD 😡