Jacob Earl

Zero chill

[Jeremy Todd @Jtodd601]

Rent is $1700. Electricity is $200+. Used cars are $20k at 12%.
These kids are $60k in debt and bring home $1100 every two weeks from a full time job that’s slowly being replaced by AI or H1B’s.

“Cook at home” is pure boomerslop and why socialism has a foothold you condescending pricks.

[angie ★ gerranrry ceo @starryangwell]

what if the pitt s3 is set on the one day a year single people are legally allowed to have sex

[Christopher @molochofficial]

Still less gay than their fully nude shower photoshoot (not joking btw that really happened and the photos exist)

[Jacob Earl @JacobEarl4]

My dream is to see an article that calls her “the Shanghai Surprise star”

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

need to know the person who decided that "hanky panky" was the correct song choice here ????

[kendall @filmbitten]

the concept of elliot page getting a better written role in a nolan movie because he transitioned to the gender nolan writes better roles for is actually killing me

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[ivo @trashmagiq]

Time traveller: *steps on a butterfly*

Shailene Woodley: https://t.co/bT3x0hpHpS

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

Big is moving to Danceteria

[vivien leigh updates @ritagayworths]

imagine being jackie kennedy. your husband just got assassinated and now on top of that you’ve got a completely illegible letter from vivien leigh to respond to

[mrs noah dillon @shesmyboy]

It's happening

[audrey hepburn enthusiast @darylandfilms]

for old hollywood fans, this is like elizabeth taylor dumping eddie fisher which means ariana is about to find her richard burton next 🙏🏼

[Goddess of Cinema @miucciavversace]

he should get all the hype fuckass brando gets

[zeynep @selinasjean]

martha wayne:

[arman @SURVlVALHORROR]

me at the madonna biopic when she goes to buy grills

[Ze4d👾 Comms open ig. @serveendings]

getting groomed. is that what u want me to say??

[brook @inholyflux_]

we need to talk about the weird revisionist history w her after the substance

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

God to premiere a "cinematic experience" at The Holy Land built around the first 6 books of "The Bible."

She will talk to Satan afterwards.

[Nat Brehmer @NatBrehmer]

Horror franchises really used to say "OK, now let's do a John Waters one."

[Jacob deNobel @Jacob_deNobel]

Love that Tim Burton had such a horrible time making Batman that they had to promise him complete creative freedom on Batman Returns and he had such a good time then that he walked into the WB offices bursting with ideas for Batman 3 but they were like “uhhh about that”