Jallen

Too good at wasting money

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

@iiKrysiSx Console. Series X, I only bought it for zombies because snd is a camp fest. Gave up on it now

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

@Activision the bots in DMZ did not need a buff..

-everyone

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

The government is trash. Does not matter the party. Entire thing is trash

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

I just need parts for my racecar… who wants feet pics?

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

I need more money.

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

The government is trash. Does not matter the party. Entire thing is trash

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

So inflation is effecting everything but my paycheck. That’s cool

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

When the Little Rascals was tryna get a loan from the bank:

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

I may be a dumbass, but I’m not stupid

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

Only 21 years and my body is toast. Anyone know how to file a warranty claim on this thing?

[Relatable Feelings @omgrelatabIe]

I feel unappreciated, but it's okay.

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

Kind of bullshit I have to pay so much just to see out of my own eyes. Just saying

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

My bar tab was $54.75... can we go back to high school when we got drunk for $10

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

Who needs couches when I can just have 2 8ft bean bags. That’s on being an adult

[Jessie @jess1626]

“One more beer wouldn’t hurt.”
7 beers later.

[♣️🃏randy 🃏♠️ @randyraydolly]

Go see your grandparents as much as possible.

[Jallen @JacobJamesAllen]

The fact that twitter has been my most reliable source of unbiased news is terrifying

[Cam @CameronSch890]

Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives... I don’t care what you wanna call yourselves. Have an open mind and be educated from past and current events. You do not need to be on a side, just have your own voice. Have the drive to learn more