Jacob Jeffries

Song Singer // Disc Flinger // Pong Pinger ...

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

OHHH Hiiiii!
Pre-save my new release "Keep It Light" on Spotify: https://t.co/r4ApSafCUC (powered by @distrokid)

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

@SCsupport - someone has hacked my account and is uploading new music under my (trademarked) name. Please halp! Thank you.

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

@FFToday airs more music videos than @MTV. Sick.

[Fantasy Football Today @FFToday]

RETWEET IF YOU’RE A 🎵 𝙁𝘼𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙎𝙔 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙈𝙋𝙄𝙊𝙉 🎵

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

@ChicagoBears Matt Nagy tested positive for CoVid-19…more like NoWin-MyTeam.

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

Pineapples are insecure

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@FrizzyIsMe @Dodgers Why he pull walker?! HORRIBLE move

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@Dodgers WHY PULL WALKER?!?!

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

Jacob Jeffries 'Symphony Of Ending Things Next Door' : Symphony of sparkle and charms as Jacob's vocals win you over. https://t.co/eJ7OmJGrn0

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

If you feel like putting headphones on and zoning out for a few minutes. I got a new end of summer bummer for you https://t.co/s85bbMWTZ8

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

@realDonaldTrump Almost done...almost over. Just go down peacefully bud. Nice n easy. Sh...shhh...sh. It’s ok. You’re gonna be ok. The country will be just fine without you. Yes huh Donald. sh...shhhh yes huh.

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

The Wallflowers...herd immunity🤷🏻‍♂️

[Brian Dunne @briandunnemusic]

dan fogelberg

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Choke on corona you orange Nazi

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

@TomCottonAR @TheJusticeDept Reform gun laws then, you idiot.

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

@SenatorLoeffler @realDonaldTrump You are a very ugly role model for young women in America. Please go hide in a cave.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We have a president who doesn't believe in science. Whether it is climate change or the coronavirus pandemic, that is unbelievably dangerous.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

@POTUS yes, @realDonaldTrump go boooof some @Lysol then choke on your barf. That should do the trick go -#disenfect America now please!

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I would like to announce that when I gave wrong answers on Jeopardy, I was being sarcastic.

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

@mmonicamartinn Platonic** lol plutonic thoooo

[Jacob Jeffries @JacobJeffries]

@mmonicamartinn Like plutonic Showering!!! 🚿