Jake John

who pissed my pants

[Jake John @jacobjohnson231]

If you think controlling who replies is a good idea, tell me why down below

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

I joined the call to record CreepCast and the power went out to Hunter’s entire property

[David @dqveed]

This is how you should treat all of gods creatures btw

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Great Divide’ by Noah Kahan remains at #1 on the Billboard 200 with 132k units.

It has now spent 3 weeks at #1.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Number 1 album and I still have hemmys at what point is enough enough

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

whoever got the blue honda at walmart your kids smoking the roaches out your ashtray

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Doors’ by Noah Kahan debuts at #1 on the US Spotify chart with 2.72 million streams.

It also debuts at #6 on the Global Spotify chart with 4.45 million streams.

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

You all continue to give me more than I deserve. 10 videos have reached 10 million views. It's hard to believe that many people care to watch, but I promise I thank God for you all every day. As always, thank you for watching.

[capital spidey @capitalspidey]

Guys will see this and say “Hell Yeah”

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

the autism in me sees the autism in you

[Matified @matifiedcustoms]

🚨 !! Winners Choice Giveaway !!🚨

We would like to giveaway an official Magic the Gathering Avatar playmat that was customized and foiled out by me. Winner will be able to choose one playmat from the 8 designs below. All you have to do is:

1. Follow us
2. Repost
3. Like the Post
4. Optional (Comment your favorite character or design)

These will be available for purchase this Sunday on our website at 3pm central. Extremely limited supplies. I'll pick a random winner Sunday 1/4, Good luck to everyone!

We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or in any way officially connected to Wizards of the Coast, Hasbro, or Ultimate Guard.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Porsche’s new holiday commercial 🚙

• Made by Parallel Studio
• Blends hand-drawn art with 3D animation
• uses 'absolutely no AI'

[Chuddles @chuddlefish]

kisses gf twice
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[AGGRO CRAB 💥CRASHOUT CREW OUT NOW @AggroCrabGames]

we might be slop but we're human-made locally-sourced artisanal slop motherfucker

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

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