Mookey

him (not him at all)

[😢🥭#GOTI @CeeDeePlsTD]

Girlfriend’s gay best friend pronounced Etienne correctly

[shoe “victoria” gaze ellie @transgazer]

yeah im into some real freak shit like being held and feeling safe 😈

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

scared of a double text? not me, i’m quadruple texting. idc. ding dong handsome, mommy wants your attention

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Bear tries to scratch some more but misses the tree

[Kasumi @kasumiwyn]

date idea: me contestas los putos mensajes

[Mookey @JacobMookey]

“10 likes isn’t that many” Bro imagine if 7 tried to eat 10

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

are we dating? no.
are we talking? yes.
do i want you? YES.
do you want me? prolly not.
am i delusional? yes.
am i giving up? no.

[Davi @Ddaavvii_21]

"six likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 sevens

[cam ☾☼ @gato_suguru]

I can’t believe it’s almost the end of august. just as noah kahan predicted

[Mookey @JacobMookey]

I will not stand for this Jacob erasure

[gentle grasses @tenthousund]

she jingleheimer my john til i schmidt

[Beth Hawks @PhysicsHawk]

Penultimate is my second favorite word.

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#WaitingForYouWednesday #WantYouWednesday #WishingForYouWednesday #WhenWillISeeYouAgainWednesday #WillYouBeMeMineWednesday

[Mookey @JacobMookey]

A thot that doubles every gay or penny son

[tv dinner guy (TVDG) @ITweetDinners]

If universal is hiring hot latinas to act like they’re obsessed with me I will deadass be there every single fucking night

[Mookey @JacobMookey]

New Ladd McConkey slander unlocked

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Lackey McFaggot

England and Wales, Census, 1871

[Mookey @JacobMookey]

@Cucks4Life @Grayson56Myers Mickey Mouse ring, the 998 dynasty was dealing with internal issues and was distracted from the goal of a 3 peat. Per Ian Rapoport

[Tokkerū @ATokkers5]

Deontay Wilder ironing out a mascot on live TV after not realising that it was a man wearing a costume

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I wasn’t love bombing you I genuinely fall in love in 5 minutes

[Mookey @JacobMookey]

@SleeperCFB @WVUfootball @SSN_WVU @WVUBarstool @NotTheExpertYT