Jacob Sarasohn

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

[John Mincone @JMincone]

Simply cannot lose in baseball to a country after capturing their President

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

After 24 years, JUSTICE FOR WALLACE.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

the Confederacy

[Asaad Sam Hanna @asaadhanna]

Rubio finding out he needs to be the Shah of Iran in 72 hours.

[garshmo @garshmo]

You have a credible source oh yeah well I have an incredible source

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Updated:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

If young men don’t want to be drafted to fight in Kamala’s and Cheney’s 3rd World War they better get out and vote for Trump.

[Raphæl de la Ghetto @ilovesmick]

All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

Kid Rock was the alternate name for Epstein Island

[Jacob Sarasohn @jacobsarasohn]

@homegymcoop Alex honnold is autistic

[Jacob Sarasohn @jacobsarasohn]

@k00bdaddy @lobbyhop16 Thanks babe #b2bsaas

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

I’m starting to piece things together

[Jeremy Peterman𓅪 @SportsGuyJeremy]

They sent the feds into Portland and they've only been able to get Chauncey Billups 😭😭

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

honestly i was skeptical but they did a good job w the website

https://t.co/b60qAoH6JN

[Wes Moore @iamwesmoore]

lol