jacob sizzle

🌈 He/him/his. California Dem. #FactsNotFuckery

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

Hey @TMZ you didn’t try to break the Dolly news and you absolutely failed at finding Mitch McConnell’s corpse.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

To the people protecting rhe corpse of @SenMcConnell - see: Dolly Parton.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

@Milajoy Retards

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

Hey @24hourfitness - fix your app or train your support team to respond in a reasonable timeframe.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

Paging Ronan Farrow, Julie K. Brown, hell what about Bob Woodward.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I want to be the first to congratulate the reporter(s) who are feverishly gathering intel on Mitch McConnell's status right now that will be published in a bestselling tell-all book in about a year.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

Secretary Kegsbreath won’t show his T levels.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

No, you didn’t.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

I’ll give it a shot: YOU’RE A FUCKING RETARD.

[Bourbon&Bluegrass @BnBKentucky]

@Shadd_the_Rad @luvinlifeinID @TMZ Do you speak English? Do you want to try saying that one more time so those of us who speak fluent English may understand the intent of your post?

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

Either you’re outside braving the weather celebrating our wonderful country or you’re anti-America.

[Deanna @DBis4real]

@CattardSlim @FLOTUS Maybe she is there but stays in the background or maybe it is for safety reasons. I can’t stand negative comments about such a beautiful and wonderful first lady.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

Not funny. Not interesting. Offers nothing of substance or value.

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

No one hates successful gay men more than gay men

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

https://t.co/i4mLyr7Iak

[New York Post @nypost]

Gavin Newsom solicited $340M in 'behested payments' from special interests, filings reveal https://t.co/Cuw0Lw5j6A

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

Obama had the better deal. #MOU

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

All that bitching he did about hoax this and witch hunt that and now he’s doing the same to Gavin.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

She talked about it non-stop, you retard.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

I don’t get how he’s 80 and so fucking obese.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

@BrendanCarrFCC Oh look, Brendan took time out of his day gargling Trump’s balls to post from his car. How nice.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

Everything is a goddamned conspiracy with your smooth brained retards

[John 🇺🇸 ✡️ @noahsflood_]

@209TimesCA @TracyMountainR Hard for a layman like me to imagine how that spread across the entire warehouse seemingly simultaneously unless it was intentional.

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

We get it, as you said, you all don’t experience wins very much because we steal so many elections from you. 😂

[Jamie Kennedy @JamieKennedy]

Finally a WIN for the Good Guys!

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

Hey! Now Mr Nancy Mace has time for policing all the bathroom stalls. Bye, bitch!

[jacob sizzle @JacobSizzle3]

@CBSNews In a week or months… JFC what a retard.