Idjit 🧌

Hypocrite, King of the hill of a slippery slope.

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

It is the unemotional, reserved, calm, detached warrior who wins, not the hothead seeking vengeance and not the ambitious seeker of fortune.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU HAVE A DESIRE TO FEEL CONNECTED TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE ALL THE TIME

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

You’ve turned into your mother.

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

Sometimes life vibes you bullets to dodge.

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

What is a juggler with no balls?

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

So are we just gonna pop fireworks all night? Could yall stop firing ordinance at Santa?

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

Can’t mistakey if not awakey

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

It’s cold af.

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

He said there any thing I can do for you and I said yeah sweep n he said who the fuck do you think you’re talking to.

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

I make myself sick

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

That onetime I got offered 400$ for my handle.🤣

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

Asked an ai to make a religion, it came up with it suspiciously fast

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

Still thinking about the times when you didn’t have to pay for verification.

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

You ever just think of all the horrors in life?

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

Pee pee poopoo

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

I still exist btw

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

Is desire a choice?

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

Rip Reddit

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

Dee rose here

[Idjit 🧌 @Jacobsutton]

It’s mf snowin