Jacob Teeter

Kansas born and raised. Salesman for Cimmaron Valley Irrigation.

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

Go big or go home

[IEMBot DDC @iembot_ddc]

At 4:30 PM CST, 3 SSW Hugoton [Stevens Co, KS] Mesonet reports Non-Tstm Wnd Gst of M93 MPH. Measured by PWS-KKSHUGOT8 mesonet. #kswx https://t.co/LQtEoyoKCn

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@CBKimbrell I saved this picture also when I saw it on SF happenings. 🤣

[Mr. Edgelord Walmart Guy @ASo1omons]

Todd: Hello. Operator. Listen to me -- I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. We have a situation here. Our plane has been hijacked. Can you understand me?

Lisa: (exhaling a deep breath to herself) I understand. Can the hijackers see you talking on the phone?

Todd: No.

Lisa: Can you tell me how many hijackers are on the plane?

Todd: There are three that we know of.

Lisa: Can you see any weapons? What kind of weapons do they have?

Todd: Yes. They don’t have guns. They have knives – they took over the plane with knives.

Lisa: Do you mean -- like steak knives?

Todd: No, these are razor knives -- like box cutters.

Lisa: Can you tell what country these people are from?

Todd: No -- I don’t know. They sound like they’re from the mid-east.

Lisa: Have they said what they want?

Todd: Someone announced from the cockpit that there was a bomb on board. He said he was the captain and to stay in our seats and stay quiet.
He said that they were meeting these men’s demands and returning to the airport. It was very broken English, and...I’m telling you...it sounded fake!

Lisa: Ok sir, please give me your name.

Todd: My name is Todd Beamer.

Lisa: Ok Todd, my name is Lisa. Do you know your flight number? If you can’t remember, it’s on your ticket.

Todd: It’s United Flight 93.

Lisa: Now Todd, can you try to tell me exactly what happened?

Todd: Two of the hijackers were sitting in first class near the cockpit. A third one was sitting near the back of the coach section. The two up front got into the cockpit somehow; there was shouting. The third hijacker said he had a bomb. It looks like a bomb. He’s got it tied to his waist with a red belt of some kind.

Lisa: So is the door to the cockpit open?

Todd: No, the hijackers shut it behind them.

Lisa: Has anyone been injured?

Todd: Yes, they…they killed one passenger sitting in first class. There’s been lots of shouting. We don’t know if the pilots are dead or alive. A flight attendant told me that the pilot and copilot had been forced from the cockpit and may have been wounded.

Lisa: Where is the 3rd hijacker now Todd?

Todd: He’s near the back of the plane. They forced most of the passengers into first class. There are fourteen of us here in the back. Five are flight attendants. He hasn’t noticed that I slipped into this pantry to get the phone. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor in the rear of the plane...oh Jesus...HELP!

Lisa: Todd, are you ok? Tell me what’s happening!

Todd: Hello. We’re going down. I think we’re going to crash. Wait – wait a minute. No, we’re leveling off...we’re ok. I think we may be turning around. That’s it – we changed directions. Do you hear me? We’re flying east again.

Lisa: Ok Todd, what’s going on with the other passengers?

Todd: Everyone is really scared. A few passengers with cell phones have made calls to relatives. A guy, Jeremy, was talking to his wife just before the hijacking started. She told him that hijackers had crashed two planes into the World Trade Center. Lisa is that true??

Lisa: Todd, I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. The World Trade Center is gone. Both of the towers have been destroyed.

Todd: Oh God -- help us!

Lisa: A third plane was taken over by terrorists. It crashed into the Pentagon in Washington DC. Our country is under attack, and I’m afraid that your plane may be part of their plan.

Todd: Oh dear God. Dear God... Lisa, will you do something for me?

Lisa: I’ll try if I can. Yes.

Todd: I want you to call my wife and my kids for me and tell them what’s happened. Promise me you’ll call..

Lisa: I promise – I’ll call.

[Andrew Moser 🇺🇸 @Amo54ksu]

Kansas irrigators, be aware of HB 2459.

I hope I’m wrong, but as I’m understanding, “Safe Yield” terminology added would strip landowners of their ability to redrill if state feels further decline of aquifer could occur.

Open to hearing comments or corrections.

[Ward Davis @warddavismusic]

Part 1. I read that Maren Morris announced that she has decided to quit country music. I do not mean this to be ugly, but you can’t really quit something unless you do it to begin with.

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@oknotillfarmer You weren’t kidding when you said you could see all the yellow ears. That’s crazy. 👎🏼

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@Amo54ksu It’s pretty tight but I’ve fit them under the back panel. I’ll look back through some old pictures and see if I can find any.

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@AMillershaski Starting to sound like a Zimmatic centerdrive.

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@laneallenw @AMillershaski Even on flat ground you’re still gonna have friction loss. You’ll have more pressure closer to the pivot that a chart won’t 100% account for. 6# regs will make your 150 gpm as efficient as possible.

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@laneallenw @AMillershaski 6# on 5’. 10# on 7.5’. You can run 6# on 7.5’ but senninger/Nelson doesn’t recommend it.

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@AMillershaski Hotsy on natural gas. Bought it last year and Bart Baker had them in stock and Landa’s were several months out.

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@JasonBecker4955 Looks like it’s time to find a big baker plow.

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

That’s not a text you get very often!

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@JasonBecker4955 Nice double!

[Jake D! KFB Forever🕊️ @ThaRealJakeD]

@NASCARPortOPoty @EthanHSmith_

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@BeesleyWalt 3rd buzztail I’ve seen killed today

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

Little man was not happy about having to dress up.

[Yuengling Brewery @yuenglingbeer]

Surprise — we're adding three more states to Lager Country! Can't wait to #BringTheGoods to Missouri, Oklahoma and Kansas! 🦅🍻

[Randy Uhrmacher @Cornfrmr]

If you have pivots and satellite imagery, now is the time to check if you need any new sprinkler packages. #protip

Yes, I found a couple in need of replacement.

[Jacob Teeter @JacobTeeter423]

@Amo54ksu Whatever doesn’t fit I’ve got room in my freezer