Jacob Tomsky

Drummer: @cigsaftersexx. Author: New York Times best selling hotel memoir HEADS IN BEDS. Writing inquires: [email protected]

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I want to kill myself

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I make jokes because, the guy who cleans the toilets at the funeral home, he makes jokes too

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CAS: the only band that isn’t absolutely shoved down your throat by mainstream media. The people’s choice.

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Lol it won’t “be okay”

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Yuck. Yikes.

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I’m a pure artist all you commercial-doing product-pushing money-first-whores can blow my cock.

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Who’ll care?

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twitter sucks dick now damn

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every artist stop being a sell out right now it is fucking gross

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@IconEnjoyer Yesssss

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My memoir is involved in this im so proud

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Terence and Rachel Winter Team With Bizaar Studios for Animated Series (Exclusive) https://t.co/5C1JGY9F2v

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@IconEnjoyer It’s immanent we are hard at work believe that

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Most the world’s nerds?

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I’m tragic.

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Jugular-rupture-maxxing

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I wish life would just fucking kill me.

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BEHOLD-

ME: a true artist

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I can’t relate.

To desperation.

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This time I’m really gonna do it.