Jacob Weems

Lover of @15kaylee, nice vehicles, and the outdoors. #Yanks #Vols

[hoe_math = PsychoMath @ItIsHoeMath]

Historically, when foreigners entered a country and raped the people, the men of that country would just shoot everyone who looks like them until there's no problem anymore. But now we give them extra welfare instead.

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@MattWeems And????

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@DaltonEidson If you only knew what was coming dude. 🐸☕️ You’re the sheep and I’m the wolf

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@timburchett Will be huge if true Tim. Keep us posted.

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@MattWeems Who’s Lebron

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@DaltonEidson Bet you couldn’t get them off the grill they was so tender

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@E_ROB_8 One sip of McDonald’s Sprite and it’s over with.

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@DaltonEidson He couldn’t have picked a better one to go to.

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@_dieselpower_ Preach. The live cover bands are the worst honestly.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Your youngest son is 26. Tell him to fucking Google it.

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@DaltonEidson Didn’t you know that before beer sales were allowed in the stadium that there was zero alcohol consumed on campus before and during games?

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@DaltonEidson That’s what it’s all about right there.

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@DaltonEidson We did it Joe

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@DaltonEidson Love that

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Get married young. Have kids. Live in a small town close to family. Go to church. Smoke a cigar with your buddy on the weekend. Lift weights. Mow the grass. Romance your wife. Build a treehouse. Read good books. Take your boy fishing. Pray.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Brooks and Dunn losing to Dan + Shay perfectly sums up the state of country music.

#ACMAwards

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@MattWeems Tell Aunty Mandy take the pen out first

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Worry about New York dumbass

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Opening game for the Texas Rangers. Today. Every person there, who isn't vaccinated is an abject idiot!

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@Avery_W_9 Idk what I hate more, Trumpers or baseball!!