Zucks 🇳🇦

I am just on here to lie..

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

New year or final year, stay tuned to find out..

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

DEAR fellow Namibians,
We're all facing a horrible time without meat.. I'm warning you now, if you try to touch my dogs, you will suffer the consequences..

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

This nigga just said that the girl is a sister to him but the father is his uncle..

Y’all having crazy families bruh..

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

I thought I was depressed kanti I was just broke..

But now no worries koliks,
Die geld is hier..

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

Natty,
Please don’t ask such questions,
They may start..

[MacNatty 🇳🇦 @Natty10_LFC]

How do they make money??

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

Nah fam,
I will stop when I experience it also..
😭😭😭

[Al Capone @mike_klammy]

Dear boy child!!!😭😭

Stop yourself from such nonsense 🫠💔

[Tshatika @Junias_Andjene]

Am I the only that find this so cute?

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

I stopped drinking alcohol for a month and here's what I noticed so far:

* Nothing,
* It sucks,
* Worst month ever..

Recommendation: 1 star..

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

Her problem is that she thinks I am a solid 4/10 and I can’t get no hoes..

[faanaa. @whoistroniiq]

Someone here once said that women’s form of love and happiness is being an inconvenience to their partners.

[MR MACFORD 𓃵 👑 @mr_macford]

God realized the stupidity of African leaders and decided to spare us natural disasters because naturally we’re a disaster!

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

It could have hurt different if she responded “K”..
😭😭😭

[Kambidhi Seppalä @SikGuluva]

You text “I miss you “ and she reply

“Ok “

[Kambidhi Seppalä @SikGuluva]

Nothing hurts more than when your favourite sneaky link finally got into a serious relationship and they no longer want anything to do with you.

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

My body count doesn’t even reach today’s date..

We ain’t the same..

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

I need to ask you something and i need you to be honest..
Are you still choosing us or have you already checked out..?
Are you staying because you care or because it's easier than starting over..?

— if it's not clear, it's not real.

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

20

[Trophy Boyfriend @Khaze10]

Remove 20 years from your age.

How old are you now?

[Bathong Tshepo @TshepoBacela]

Something is off here🤔

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

Are we all bromidrophobia or it’s just me..?

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

I am Eurotophobia.

Being a virgin is not by choice.

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

Clean or Dirty money, put me on - I will decide for myself..

I'm an adult..

[Zucks 🇳🇦 @JacobZucks]

Both..

[Riley 🌷 @Rileystill02]

Which one do you have? 🤔