Jacory Bates

email: [email protected]

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

I’m the same age as the core of a team in the NBA Finals

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

I can finally sit back and watch a finals without having to root or hate watch a team. This is gonna be beautiful man

[Case Keenum @casekeenum]

@ChicagoBears 67 yards in the air. In case you were wondering.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

Hacking your boys Neuralink and installing Ausar Thompson the night before his 3rd place intramural game

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

Damn how did Bron do this 8 straight times man wtf??

[parlaycrypn @ParlaySwxggy]

Haven’t turned Drake off since 12 am last Thursday dude 😂

[Jacory Bates @JacoryBates]

SACKKK freshman beating 4⭐️ seniors cmonnn @Jaydenbates_

[Allen Trieu @AllenTrieu]

Another Wisconsin OT commit Cole Reiter: @Evan_Flood

[Joey @CalebGoatQB1]

Feel so bad for Giants fans man. Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.

Imagine your QB, the leader of your team, being coached by matt nagy bruh

[Jacory Bates @JacoryBates]

🦡😏

[Jaydenbates @Jaydenbates_]

#AGTG after an amazing conversation with @CoachMikeTress I’m extremely blessed to receive a d1 🅾️ffer from @BadgerFootball @AllenTrieu @adamgorney @WillieMobley96 @coachtitus777

[Devon🧊 @devontsr]

Greatest discography of all time

[Jacory Bates @JacoryBates]

LFG

[Jaydenbates @Jaydenbates_]

After an amazing conversation with @Coach_KPope I'm extremely blessed to receive a d1 🅾️ffer from Georgia tech!!
@AllenTrieu @adamgorney @PrepRedzone @WillieMobley96 @coachtitus777

[Let Ryan Poles Eat @POLESPLSEAT3]

Bears playing on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Valentine's Day next season is a disaster for those of you with women.

Thankfully I am a chud and will be able to enjoy the games to their fullness.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

PICKING NO. 4 IN THE 2026 NBA DRAFT.

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

If Michael Jackson could come back for one more concert, you damn right he's opening up with Billie Jean.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

net penalty yards since 2022:

-795 - Chicago Bears
<<huge gap>>
-584 - New York Jets
-507 - Tennessee Titans
-454 - New England Patriots
-416 - Baltimore Ravens
-356 - Denver Broncos
-307 - Kansas City Chiefs
-276 - Arizona Cardinals
-268 - Houston Texans
-234 - Philadelphia Eagles
-205 - San Francisco 49ers
-165 - New Orleans Saints
-153 - Detroit Lions
-127 - Cleveland Browns
-86 - Seattle Seahawks
-65 - Carolina Panthers
-19 - Buffalo Bills
+4 - Miami Dolphins
+35 - Washington Commanders
+83 - Dallas Cowboys
+97 - Las Vegas Raiders
+113 - New York Giants
+268 - Jacksonville Jaguars
+289 - Pittsburgh Steelers
+314 - Indianapolis Colts
+362 - Atlanta Falcons
+373 - Green Bay Packers
+395 - Los Angeles Chargers
+396 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
+670 - Cincinnati Bengals
+801 - Los Angeles Rams
+817 - Minnesota Vikings

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Refs when they have to call an obvious foul on the Thunder

[Jaydenbates @Jaydenbates_]

Blessed to be invited to the UA All-American Camp! Thanks @CraigHaubert for the invite!
@AllenTrieu @TheUCReport @adamgorney @coachtitus777 @WillieMobley96

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

How it feels to say “21-3” to every Packers fan in a debate