J-Swizzle

Whaddup. Venmo @jacqueverdoorn you know, just in case.

[marlon wayans @MarlonWayans]

WE’RE BACK!!! After nearly 20 years, the Wayans brothers are finally going to give the fans what they’ve been asking for… a return to the SCARY MOVIE franchise! We’re looking forward to having fun on the big screen again.

[Scream Source @screamsourcee]

The perfect Halloween date doesn’t exist.

The perfect Halloween date:

[Nicki 💋 @hersheysainz]

not enough people have talked about Frederick Richard and it’s really crazy to me. this man scored the HIGHEST for the US men’s gymnastics team where are this man’s flowers?!

[J-Swizzle @JacqueisaLoser]

My grandma called me today to tell me she stole $1,000 from my savings account. She meant to steal it from my uncle to pay his mortgage but figured out it was mine so she put it back. Goodnight 😴

[culture @notgwendalupe]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[J-Swizzle @JacqueisaLoser]

I cried in my office at work today.

[J-Swizzle @JacqueisaLoser]

@HumansNoContext

[𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𖤐 𓃵 @triiiplice]

Waking up in October like

[J-Swizzle @JacqueisaLoser]

@HorrorQueenNeve Zyrtec works best for me personally!

[John Egan @BrewersRaptor]

Packers fans watching the Bears and Vikings fans also suffer

[J-Swizzle @JacqueisaLoser]

Thoughts and prayers to all the women whose men have been fighting in modern warfare. Stay strong ladies, it’s tough being alone while they are at war but we will survive.

[J-Swizzle @JacqueisaLoser]

Instead of dehydration, turns out it was covid ����

[J-Swizzle @JacqueisaLoser]

Am i severely dehydrated? Probably. Do i have to get yelled at to drink water? Absolutely.

[J-Swizzle @JacqueisaLoser]

Am i severely dehydrated? Probably. Do i have to get yelled at to drink water? Absolutely.

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

We're approaching that time of year... 🎃🍂

[CimónAlisa🕯 @thecimonalisa]

Women trying to withhold sex to avoid pregnancy will just be met with more violence and thats a scary thought.

[J-Swizzle @JacqueisaLoser]

Did i buy the @ColourPopCo Star Wars collection to celebrate May the Fourth? Absolutely💫

[✨The Magic of Pfeiffer ✨ @HorrorQueenNeve]

😂 #Scream #Ghostface #TheGoldenGirl 🔪