jay_quelyn

Sleep Through the Static. 💙

[jay_quelyn @JacquelynStoll]

“Bread is the paper of the food industry, you write your sandwich on it.”
-Dwight K. Schrute

[michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne]

my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her

[ًsteez. @arissteez]

pulling down your mask to hear 🤝 turning down the radio to see

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

👏🏼 Normalize 👏🏼 seven 👏🏼 day 👏🏼 weekends 👏🏼

[Meph⚓ @UnitedsFreak]

Paste this at all workplaces.

[SZA @sza]

Ur fear of looking stupid is holding u back

[jay_quelyn @JacquelynStoll]

Quickest way to get all my chores done... assign me hours worth of homework. 🥴

[em ᰔᩚ @ghstfIeurs]

it’s always “wyd” and never “YNMDATLM”

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

How is this my first time seeing this piece of modern art

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bear. His house is between a baseball field and some tennis courts. He brings a few abandoned balls home every day. After rigorous quality control he takes them all to the dog park for others to play with. Then he starts his collection anew. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[jay_quelyn @JacquelynStoll]

@DreaMejiaa HAHA! It’s easy and works but like do you really want your days filled with that type of energy? 😅😂