Johnny Corlazzoli

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2022 is 50% complete.

[Ceej 🫡 @__cordazzle]

If you weren’t panicking before..now is the time

[Johnny Corlazzoli @JaCrispy7]

Now pump and dump your “Elongate” Crypto currency for me 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Finally, we get to use Elongate as scandal name. It’s kinda perfect. 🤣

[Old Head Energy @Cheamane]

Will Smith slapping Chris Rock stayed in the news cycle longer than 10 black people being slaughtered in a supermarket.

Sad.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is so funny that a 40 point beat down happened right after this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Political attacks on me will escalate dramatically in coming months

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Despite Tesla doing more for the environment than any company ever!

[Johnny Corlazzoli @JaCrispy7]

Opinions? 😂 Oh wait your not allowed to have them.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

BREAKING: @Twitter Lead Client Partner Says Woke “Ideology” Responsible For Inability to “Profit”; Affirms Twitter Not Here “To Give People Free Speech”; Refuses Taking @ElonMusk “Seriously” Due to “Asperger’s” Making Him “Special”

#TwitterExposed

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

LeBron made y’all think that going to the Finals every year was easy 😭

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Totally normal and not shady at all 🙄

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I guess anything is better than sending Joe Biden.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

You got 4 shots in a year, never stopped wearing your mask, followed the guidelines to a tee, and still got sick.

But it’s MY fault. Makes sense.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Governments don't want an intelligent population because people who can think critically can't be ruled. They want a public just smart enough to pay taxes and dumb enough to keep voting for them.

[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

People walked around in masks thinking they were stopping a pandemic. LMAO

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

“If you own all of Twitter…you could secretly ban one party’s candidate…”

Wow. They finally get it. Incredible.

[Paul Seo 🦉 @paulseo403]

You look in the mirror this morning?

That’s who your up against.

🦉

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

Hey, @elonmusk it's a great week to free @realDonaldTrump.

[Chad Felix Greene 🇮🇱 @chadfelixg]

The left is positioning Parental Rights as 'anti-LGBT,' and that should be a huge red flag.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Must watch!!!