Jack Ash

Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

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It's too early to be this bored.

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@Veronica - Too bad the Smashing Pumpkins haven't done anything good since Jimmy Chamberlin originally left the band. Imho.

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The Future of Communications = Your Mom!

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See your name in Russian: http://ziza.ru/other/052006/19/bayan/index.htm (NSFW)

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Fat kid w/ goggles, http://img.moonbuggy.org/fat-goggle-boy/

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If I were a perv I would do a Google search for "Breast Reduction Gallery". Cause that's how you see the big ones.

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Beefaroni and Vitamin Water. Mmmm... mmm...

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w00t! I pwn3d j00!

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Bathroom funk has its own humidity.

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Breast reduction candidates are those whose breasts that are too large, often with nipples and areolas that point downward.

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Hell yeah, I suck toes!!!

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Good Googly Moogly!!!

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Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

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You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta fuck the plant.

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It's no pants day! Everyone prepare to be impressed. http://www.nopantsday.com/wp/

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The HOFF is GOD!!! So he drinks till he's wasted and then eats off the floor? who doesn't?

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My favorite type of water is reverse osmosis water. Fuck that vapor distilled and/or deionized bull shit.

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@Dblock - Watch out! I ordered one of these... http://tinyurl.com/2klyc4

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. Robots Attack!

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a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one.