Jada chay🛸

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

To fall asleep you first pretend to be asleep. That's how everything in life works.

[Siani Rose | Screenwriter @onlysianirose]

Marry the man who wants to see you relax. Not the one who’s “turn on” is to see you hustle.

[Baby Tay @sexyandsadity]

i need a blunt and a nigga in my ear calling me mommy

[BornFrontoDieGrabba @throwawaypt2]

Nobody love god more than people that love premarital sex

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

I’m so tired of seeing those ugly ass AI Barbie dolls that make the stank face. I HATE IT!

[VALLI @havalli_]

You know how irritating you gotta be for me to block you? I don’t even block people

[līlā ℧ @HolyEg0]

A true man will love your Ego and feed it like his precious monster

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[KING TORCH @_bbytorch]

trying to connect with men just feels like a humiliation ritual. it’s always u versus their ego

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Rappers used to be fine enough to hang posters of them on your wall.

Now they look like the monsters under the bed.

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Till disrespect do us part

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I’m so glad discovering music is endless

[$tunna @stunnaaajay]

u gotta be a terrible woman til someone begs u to stop

[bamarcus @bamrcus]

Mexicans always paying with $100

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[⟲ @unotfbg]

rewatching movies i watched as a kid like lil nigga u ain’t even know what to do wit all dis

[Ya Mutha 👹 @ManicTeletubbie]

@smaaaau They also know how to plan dates with their home boys or be taken out by them like the little princesses they’ve always wanted to be.

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me