ME: Whines that it being darker earlier sucks my soul out.
ALSO ME: Showered and in sweats by 5p living my best life and basically calling it a day.
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It’s National Radio Day.
I’ve talked a lot on the radio.
Thanks to the people that have let me talk a lot on the radio.
Thanks to the people that have listened to me talk a lot on the radio.
I’ll talk to you tomorrow morning on the radio. A lot.
I had a dream my Mom was dating Bruce Willis, and I’m ignoring whatever psychological issues that probably means to just let you know that I would’ve been the most humble nepo baby ever.
Today I learned I’m officially “saying ‘$4.99 for one apple? Suck a d***’ outloud” years old.
I also learned parents appreciate when you say duck, not a male anatomy part when their kids are around.
I also realized “Ridin Dirty” plays in my head when I see motorized scooters.
Back in the day I bumped gangsta rap and 90s r&b and would easily be up at 4a hanging with people. I type this to you now sitting on a patio sipping a whiskey listening to a yacht rock station. I used to be a somebody.
Moms are frickin superheroes, especially the Moms in my life.
If your Mom is still here, stop being a dork scrolling through social media and call her.
If she’s not, sending you some extra love today.
Happy Mother’s Day!!
Finally got a chance to get out and make my yard go from trash to cash with some clean up, and had the first fire of the season to ditch some dead branches. Can’t put into words how elated I was. Also can���t put into words that I swear I used to be a somebody.
If you’ve finished all your adulting tasks for the day and are fighting off some kind of cold, it’s socially acceptable to put whiskey to your face to help the fight even though it’s not even 1:30 yet, right?
Been off radio for a good chunk of time, but…
I’m BACK in your eardrums baby, starting RIGHT. NOW. I can FINALLY announce that I’m the new co-host of the Wolf Wake-Up Crew on @999thewolf! And I’m starting just in time for my co-host to take a WELL-DESERVED vaca.
530-10a LFG!!
Truly, genuinely happy for y’all that celebrated your love and your relationships last night.
Truly, genuinely happier for my bank account that today is half off candy day.
“Hey! Shut up and go potty!” was something I just shouted to:
1) My dog
2) My nephews/niece
3) My neighbor by accident
4) Myself, while shoveling for so long my ding dong froze
5) My mom
6) My dad
7) My little brother
8) “In all fairness Jadd, it could be all these.”
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