Timothy Grimsby

[Timothy Grimsby @JadeAndTim]

Just got a haircut and it looks like a little kid tried cutting their own hair with safety scissors.

[Timothy Grimsby @JadeAndTim]

Thanks Adidas. My new flip flops feel like I just walked barefoot across lego land.

[Timothy Grimsby @JadeAndTim]

DC drivers beware, Kiawatha is on the move #roadrage

[Timothy Grimsby @JadeAndTim]

When you are out of breath from eating, it may be time to put down the fork.

[Timothy Grimsby @JadeAndTim]

@BoldSports23 Rose on team USA: Adidas has to recover their money somehow. However, he'll be a stud and make Chicago proud.

[Timothy Grimsby @JadeAndTim]

@Hertz Rental was a Prius, like driving around in a tampon with wheels. Horse power was 3 horses walking

[Timothy Grimsby @JadeAndTim]

Bang Bang is the song the cast of The View strips to.

[Timothy Grimsby @JadeAndTim]

@JadedThunder Stay with me, because ham is all I need.

[Timothy Grimsby @JadeAndTim]

Sam Smith is definitely singing to a glazed ham...Why am I so emotional? Because you are in bed stroking a ham.