Jade

Had to get a new Twitter so here we are😒

[bjo @livingformlk]

ilya home watching this with a hand inside his pants

[♬♪ @truelyubov]

reheating hr and tlg nachos for the whole year god help us all

[jar @lovesjar]

he gets so high off the sound of ilya’s voice he could be saying anything

[jaso | shane hollander’s attorney @ganseyyiii]

my favorite hc is that post-tuna meltdown but pre-tampa all stars, the raiders are being literally terrorized by their captain so they desperately try to combine their 2.5 hockey bro brain cells to find montreal jane, get her to take ilya back, and finally end their suffering

[shanebug militia lieutenant @huddyzone]

there's some hot kind blond white boy out there serving tables instead of being scott hunter and that's the problem we're having

[b @wwxwashere]

���you told me you were going to sleep, it’s been three hours, why are you still awake?” me:

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[Pop Base @PopBase]

November has begun.

[Katie Kraynak @KraynakKatie]

the lover era prophecy fulfilled 🤍

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

open up @taylornation13 @newheightshow

[brandon* @brndxix]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[Evensya @EvensyaXo]

THEY WERENT DOING THAT BEFORE?????????????????????

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

"it gets to a point" is actually my favorite phrase in the english language because it literally does get to a point sometimes

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:

[rose @_notrose]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[sarah @heavenbrat]

“stop talking about old drama” god forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons

[a @bottomofmybag]

I hope you have a feel so close Calvin Harris summer

[jess @hollavnov]

CONRAD IN SEASON 3 HELLOSKSKSKKS