Jade Fischer

Certified apanthropist. I spend a lot of time waiting to be hungry again.

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@BenchwarmerBran Enjoy Gary, losers.

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@thepwhlofficial Meh, you can delay @PWHL_Minnesota from winning their 3rd Walter, but you can't stop it.

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What I got.

$34.

Never again.

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@McDonalds What I ordered:

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@ianchriste More @SOIANYC

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We need you @GhastlyDope @GulfCityPhil

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Thinking of you today, @TheRealBuzz.

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@GhastlyDope @GulfCityPhil

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@mtgreenee Your actions have consequences, whether you intended the results or not.

You own this.

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@NASCAR Wreck the field for your teammate

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@NFL This aged like milk.

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@AGPamBondi Reminder: ICE needs probable cause to stop and detain people.

Being black or brown isn't probable cause. Filming isn't probable cause.

You're not above the law, either.

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@CharlieBerens is still drinking

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@DHSgov False. You openly murdered an American citizen. Every ICE agent deserves to be sued until their grandchildren's grandchildren know the meaning of generational poverty.

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@AndyHolloway Too early for #MondayPunday?

Jared Coughed Up The Ball, Again

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@CBSNews He raped a 13 year old multiple times and you allowed him near your children?

Shame on you.

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@TheFFBallers Dallas Goddamn

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@GhastlyDope Do you have an hour to talk about quantitative easing?

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@TheFFBallers Justin Turdbert

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@ScottHanson The @Lowes commercial on #NFLRedZone can clean my gutters.