Jade Hand

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

stupid song!

[Whackeen @Readerbell_]

I feel like I’m going mad… we literally had a woman raped because someone *thought* she was Muslim. Mosques have been vandalised, a lady got ran over….

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

Is Starmer going to hold a COBRA meeting?

Is the King going to comment?

Are 300 extra police officers going to be offered to the gay community?

Is there going to be wall to wall mass media coverage?

Is. There. Fuck.

My thoughts are with the victim of this hate crime

[Beffy @beffybadbelly]

Why are people acting like calling someone a cunt is akin to murdering their dog? #ImACeleb

[Tee𓆉°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @Mingoobies]

I hate when they start the 'why am I still here?' nonsense. Everyone smart is gone! You're here because you're stupid! Shut up! #TheTraitors

[Andre 3004 @Blackkout__]

Rest in Peace to every Palestinian person Israel has killed and never got an obituary, funeral, or flag raised for them.

[ؘ @milfcedes]

ill be 80 still talking about what they took from little me

[AB @AlannaBennett]

Feeling very smug and insufferable as someone who’s been a fan of Jonathan Bailey since his tour de force comedic-romantic performance in Crashing

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

creature of the night 👹 creature of the night 💅 creature of the night 😁 creature of the night 🤔 creature of the night 🫦 creature of the night 🤗 creature of the night 👹

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you’re my age and you’re announcing something you recently accomplished? But did you consider how that would make me, a jealous bitch, feel?

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

You should get to leave work early if you feel a chin hair

[Sue Jordan🍒 @ItsCherrySue]

Unfriendly reminder that immigrants don't have to be surgeons to be worthy of anyone's respect

[fleabag headquarters @fleabagreact]

inside out if was filmed in my head

[steph @steph0sims]

inside out 2 if it was filmed inside my head

[clare @sadderlizards]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[paul atreideez nuts @snobison]

if you post a picture of your computer screen on any platform, I am zooming in. I’m looking at your tabs, I’m reading your open document, I’m browsing the desktop. im collecting data. every time

[spicebae @spicebae_]

i'm on the plane episode of Grey's Anatomy y'all.... 😩

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

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