50 shades of Jade

I don’t know what I’m doing either

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Subscribe to my onlyfans: it’s just me, fully clothed, perfectly rapping different pitbull songs.

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Lil sweeties

[ariana!! 🗡✨ @bearskvlls]

when will they put hamtaro ham-ham heartbreak on the nintendo switch

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What’s stopping me from making a registry? What just cuz I’m not getting married I don’t need new things?

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“Justin just missed that compliment” “WHAT WAS IT WHO SAID IM SEXY?”

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@Lovely_Hooligan No way come to the concert with me stay at my house I am 100 percent serious rn

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IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE: BARENAKED LADIES WILL BE IN MY CITY IN NOVEMBER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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This post was mostly for @WhackNicholson and our shared love of bnl

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Dalé

[The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys]

Be honest. Would you hook up with Pitbull if he flirted with you.

[kind of a big dill @LydiaNotOlivia]

I could care less about banning tiktok, when the fuck are we getting affordable or even universal healthcare?? When these goddamn grocery prices gonna go down?? When are we going to have a government that actually fucking cares about the people it's governing???

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

My dog’s first name is Beetlejuice. Middle name is Beetlejuice. But his last name is McGonagall, which must be a huge relief to every pharmacist who has to speak his name.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Photos that don't look real but are - thread 🧵

1. Cranberry harvest by Kristina Makeeva

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Volcanoes are just earth zits

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@timehop @Lovely_Hooligan

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Can I put this @timehop streak on my resume?

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@Lovely_Hooligan I am a big fan of the too much blush look

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

yes, kids are now on their phones a lot, in the same way that a rat in a completely empty cage will spend a lot of time giving itself painful electrical shocks just for something to do

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Felt cute Saturday

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@StreaminLeeman Happy birthday friend!