♥Jade O'Carroll

See the follow button I'd tap that! 4 follow backs. Life is too short to wake up with regrets.. So do it! If it changes your life let it. I'm a model and singer

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

" I said to a fat girl today, "You're a big girl!" She replied, "Tell me something I don't know." I said, "Salad tastes nice"

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

In a fight over a parking space, a 41-year-old Chinese woman killed a man by squeezing his testicles."

[Revenge Wetpaint @RevengeWetpaint]

***Most amazing news ever?!*** Pregnant Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Engaged! http://t.co/F3nyhzc2xk

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

@JohnnyKeyser follow me :-)

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

I'm addicted to bad boys :-P

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

Boy: "Why do you straighten your hair?" Girl: "Because it makes it longer." Doctor: "Okay, tell me again how you burned your penis.""

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

3 people: 1:you stupid. 2: no you stupider!! 3 Uh no you S-T-O-P-I-D!!

[Global Crypto Union | GCU @Glbcryptounion]

Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. Why? Because there's no place like home.

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

I'm feeling like such a flirt today. And what makes tall people think they can take on a short girl like me Bitch please!!

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

I want a relationship where we talk like best friends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, and protect each other like siblings."

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

someone: are you crying? me: no, I'm having an allergic reaction. someone: to what? me: life"

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

Omg is it just me or is there a lot of shit showng on tv these dayS

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

I cool night in jhb is great after a long day. And when you have cuddle buddies makes it better ;-)

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

Add me on bbm: 2929F3Fe

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? Together, we can stop this shit!!!"

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

Thank the pope!! I passed my Afrikaans and I don't actually know how

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

Baby I will treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.."

[PeterM @RedpeterJFT97]

Little 5yr old girl gone missing from Tesco Park Rd. names Megan. Blond hair Black coat. Pls RT and if in the area keep your eyes open

[♥Jade O'Carroll @JadeJadeykins]

@AlexJayZA please follow me