Jade

I come in peace 👽

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

Thanks @crimejunkiepod for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 9,491 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/lhqjQujJPK

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

Anonymous came back to tell Minneapolis they ain’t shit.

https://t.co/KpLH0bkzSn via @YouTube

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

If you ever feel embarrassed about a haircut you had just remember that some people still have twilight tribute tattoos

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

Having a fan account for a celebrity on insta is basically the same thing as hanging posters of them on every inch of your room

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

Absolutely love when you are peacefully ignoring red flags but then they jus randomly decide to come at you in full force.. #rude

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

Does anyone else measure adulthood by the lengh of time it takes you to recover from a hangover

[Phillips @philtheafrican]

On the lowest of keys

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

@LipstickLust_ I’ve been wanting to get mine done but I’m nervous! What’s the process like?

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

I’m pretty thankful that I didn’t grow up in the age of HD photos, I don’t wanna look back when I’m 30 and see how many boogers I had in my nose when I was a baby

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

What is the correct way to rank these chips?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: It's a good day!

Me: Why?

3: I didn't put my shirt on backwards!

Start with the easy goals.

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

I think the best part of working in finances is having a hick bullet-resistant plane of glass separating you from them. #CantTouchThis

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

@GoForChlo I think that’s what every interesting person says

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

wish eminem would just drop his mom's spaghetti recipe already.

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

@PaolaD00D You is cuuute!

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

I just spit out my coffee 😂😂😂

[Chloë Emanuelle @GoForChlo]

Honestly it is not a good morning for me on Hinge I am going to die alone

[Jade @JadeKaloudas]

Hmmm