Jade Lally

To whoever hacked my other account I hope you never shit solids and I’ll see you in hell👿

[Jade Lally @JadeLally69]

@jadelally5 GIVE ME MY ACCOUNT BACK AT ONCE!

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[songs that changed history @iconiksongs]

miss you by oliver tree. 🕊️

[Tyler ''pronouns idiot'' Foster 🤖 @tylergilfoster]

remember how the painting in this photo turned out to be a Hungarian masterpiece that was lost since the 1920s and it was only discovered when an art historian saw it in this movie and went "holy shit"

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[Nick Allmaier @NickAllmaier]

Just heard a white woman tell her dog “breathe through it” as the dog eyed a squirrel

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[audrey hepburn enthusiast @darylandfilms]

jeremy allen white get off that bruce springsteen nonsense and come get your oscar fr this time

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

& everyday that mf show us why smh

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY
LIKES !!!!!?????

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

RIP Oscar Wilde you would’ve LOVED twitter

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me surviving an entire week without spending $40, then casually dropping $1500 in a single day.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this mans life is a greek tragedy, his rise to fame proves his theory that being attractive will give you tremendous unearned fame and admiration, but the cost of that has been to be brutally mogged by every normal adult he encounters.

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

Her kids didn’t make the most comfortable pumps & club platforms known to man

[Lil. S @sergiohernndz]

Las mascotas son, honestamente, una de las mejores partes de estar vivo.

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

He didn’t overreact at all cuz how humid does the freezer have to be to be able to grow MUSHROOMS in there LMFAOO

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

this one is right here tho😭

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

Your job is to throw away shampoo bottles in remembrance of 9/11. Do not make jokes.