Jade

life is short, i am not.

[Jade @JadeLynae]

My dad just poured me a glass of champagne and said “congrats on making it through the day” and tbh that’s the kind of support I need

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[chloe or SAM 🇵🇸 @glxtchpovs]

bringing this back cause it’s speak now release night

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The 19-year-old passenger "wasn't very up for it" and felt "terrified" about the trip to explore the Titanic wreckage, his aunt said

He ended up going because he was eager to please his dad, who was passionate about the lore of the ship, she said https://t.co/FRrZAkHhbH

[ryan 🎧 @trackfiveguy]

happy high infidelity day

[hiro @nintenceI]

logged in feeling like I just witnessed the resurrection of jesus and his disciples

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[🌸 Chelsea Cirruzzo @ChelseaCirruzzo]

what's joe biden's plan to make taylor swift add a dc location to her tour

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

all bad things daenerys targaryen did (A THREAD)

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Taylor Swift, Kim K and Kylie seeing who can get to Starbucks first https://t.co/MmOqe2pMIu

[BACKUPoutofcontexthannahmontana @oohannahmontana]

Kim Kardashian better not even think about this dress 😭😭😭😭

[Street Medic @RndmStreetMedic]

Last night, a younger patient arrived with abdominal pain, chest pain, and shortness of breath. While assessing, the patient began to appear more and more pale with each moment. "I tested + with two at home tested, but I have an IUD." VS=HR 150 BP 80/40

I sounded an alarm.

1/8

[Jade @JadeLynae]

Wordle 256 2/6

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Literal first time playing this game y’all. Read it and weep.

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

(To Applebee’s bartender) nothing for me. Heard any good rumors lately?

[Jade @JadeLynae]

I have decided I am ready for another Swift album.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

PS I wrote this tweet all by myself in case you were wondering 😑

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

@DamonAlbarn I was such a big fan of yours until I saw this. I write ALL of my own songs. Your hot take is completely false and SO damaging. You don’t have to like my songs but it’s really fucked up to try and discredit my writing. WOW.

[emma @emmacstllo]

@latimes

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[The Big Ajay @StopIt_Ajay]

Having a kid and having to take them everywhere with you sounds absolutely terrible.