Jade

The music keeps on playing on and on

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The admiration for the Kardashians absolutely blow my mind 🤯

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@ladbible Kanye West the college dropout

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I will never understand why you would shop at Tesco

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@eljonesuk Peanut butter

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£30 diesel for a quarter of a tank.. honestly don’t ask me for a lift.

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@SaskiaMurphy WHAAATTTTT

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Hybrid working is great but the mornings of the days when I’m in the office is hell. I completely forget how long it takes to brush my hair and get dressed and end up rushing round like a mad woman.

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If I hear another mum say they have “mum guilt” for going on a night out they’re getting a kick in shin and I won’t feel guilty.

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Is @OfficialAitch serious when he says he likes plus sized women because there’s a plus size cougar ready to pounce right here 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️😏😏

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Does anyone else think that maybe we shouldn’t have given Britney Spears her phone? 🥴

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@roxmacnally I couldn’t the first time then the second time best thing I’ve ever watched x

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I’m so jealous of all the people that haven’t watched Ozark yet.

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@emma1989riley 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I miss her, I hope she’s well

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3am thoughts..about 12 years I used to work with a woman called Bev who barely slept and she would watch crime documentaries through the night. I wonder what she’s watching now or if she’s thinking about me, like I’m thinking about her, that would be weird.

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I tell you one thing you won’t ever catch me doing.. paying for a family xmas photo shoot 🥴

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Well that was a nice Xmas, see you in dry January bye 👋

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Roast chicken, stuffing, coleslaw, bread and butter dipped in gravy ELITE hangover food.

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Robbie has randomly started this thing where he wakes up wide awake at 4am. I pray for all those parents who’s child does this often because I AM TIRED.

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@SaskiaMurphy @ShellyAsquith I’m howling hahahaha

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Mentally preparing myself for daily updates of elf on the shelf 🥴