Jade

literally me just yapping to nobody

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

@jeezjustine it’s time to return to flip phones

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

apple fucking up their keyboard has me seriously considering getting an android. i genuinely feel like i’m losing my mind any time i try to type on an iphone. i spend more time fixing their fucked up “auto correct” than i do tying out an actual sentence

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

“you eat like a mouse” “yeah i noticed that yesterday when she was eating her egg”
i’m catching strays for eating politely in public

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

conan gray is sick and twisted for writing the best

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

taylor has truly set the standard for concerts. just watched the bts concert film with my grandma and i’m coming out of it irritated. little to no choreography, they performed very few songs but did 2 10-15 minute long “quick” changes, and they just sat there talking for 20 mins

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

“okay we have suitcases, jackets, boots that’s my ego boost” i’m obsessed with my boyfriend

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

i have a playlist for my current favorite songs but i’ll also make a playlist every single time i have to drive over an hour, which is 1-2 times a week, that consists of the songs i want to hear at that moment

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

My problem is I put my music on shuffle but then get annoyed when it doesn't play the songs I want.

[HSD Media @HSDMedia]

“Now, that’s queerbaiting!”

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

harry will truly take any opportunity to kiss a man😭

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

listening to KATTDO and got sick to my stomach when i realized that edward scissorhands would love the waiting game

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me when I’m peeing & I realize I’m drunk

[ؘ @torturedfilm]

the emily henry adaptations should’ve been an anthology series with each season being one of the books

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

@goodreads it would also be great if we could put books on multiple shelves

[melina @sugartaking]

.@goodreads i need the option of re-read and to be able to edit the stars to .5 thanks

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate

[VS ꕤ @tasteofmyownx]

You can sing it to your lover. You can sing it to God. You can sing it to your best friend. You can sing it at weddings, at church, at funerals, in the car with your windows down, or alone in your room. They don't make songs like this anymore.

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Can everyone please stop putting that sad baby monkey on my timeline I can’t handle that kind of stress right now

[goma @soigomaa]

Gen Z might be the only generation that needs a degree, a portfolio, 3 internships, and a side hustle just to get ghosted by jobs paying $17/hr

[🐈‍⬛ @1644vms]

spinning out u will never be forgotten 🕊️

[georgie ❀ @georgieslogical]

unpopular opinion but i LOVE having seats at a concert

[Jade @JadesJupiter]

started ballad of songbirds and snakes on july 1st and only have 42% of it done 😃 i keep reading books in between but for some reason i just can’t get this book done

[b @wwxwashere]

when i don’t finish a book in 3 days so now it will take anywhere from 8 months to 10 years