Jade Walker

[temple runner @misscalcula]

a diet coke should be free if you really need one

[mariana @pastapilled]

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy

[h @htomufc]

20 degrees at 9am

[jae @tyjaaae]

I like girls who look really really sweet but are menaces to society (all of my friends)

[َ @rampamzz]

what do you mean liam payne just died on a random wednesday evening in buenos aires he was literally posting on snapchat like 30 minutes ago and then somehow died WHATS GOING ON?

[Mr. Greedy @sux2suk__]

Getting bored and texting your friends like a crazy boyfriend

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Premier League is back tonight!!

[Audi ✨ @southrnsuga]

When he tells me he has the flu.

[ً @wtffrio]

“oh ok” actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

half of our parents would never have gotten married. if our moms could’ve been in a girls group chat with a fucked up name

[erica @ericanextdooor]

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

[jynx @jynxbby]

flowers for no reason is always 10/10

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Southgate’s notes during the match have been leaked