BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
58 counties. Same story everywhere: bills that don’t add up, businesses strangled, and a political machine that never pays the price.
Steve went to every corner of California while Becerra’s crowd stayed in the palace.
This state doesn’t need another product of Sacramento—it needs a governor who will actually fight for working people.
100% false.
We told NBC that, but they just lie w/ anonymous “sources.”
My only job: Make @DeptofWar Great Again.
Carry on Patriots, and enjoy your Friday night.
To the Democrats and Independents who still believe in the promise of California:
The Sacramento machine has made this state unlivable—the highest gas, housing, and electricity prices in the nation. I came to this state because I believed in the ladder of opportunity for working people. That's not what California is today.
This isn't about party. It’s about practical solutions, cutting costs, and restoring that promise.
The corrupt Machine has had its chance. California isn’t working. Time to throw out the insiders.
Just had an insane conversation with a friendly gal...
HER: "sorry, I voted for what's-her-name for Mayor".
ME: "Karen?"
HER: "No, the other one."
ME: "Nithya? Why?"
HER: "I just felt like you and Karen were bullying her at the debate"
LA is so cooked. Suicidal empathy is a genuine cancer eating us alive.
You have women in LA stepping in human feces, drug needles, getting assaulted, voting for the person who created all those problems, a candidate whose name they don't even know...all because I outperformed her in a debate and she got the sads that Nithya did so poorly.
Cooked.
🚨 SHOCK POLL: It’s a SINGLE-DIGIT race for governor.
Becerra 49% / Hilton 41% / 10% Undecided
We’ve cut the margin from 25% ➡️ 8% in less than two months! Our campaign is SURGING; the Machine is reeling. Keep the pressure on!
Many of the taxes we’re forced to pay in California are actually AGAINST THE LAW.
But we have a chance to end the gouging by passing the “Save Prop 13” initiative this November. Enough is enough!
Kids born when High-Speed Rail was approved by voters are now graduating high school.
18 years later...they STILL haven't laid any tracks.
Enough is enough! No more taxpayer money to this fiasco!
One party rule in California has made our state government more interested in ideological extremism than the things that matter to working people.
Enough is enough—when I'm governor my priority is $3 gas, your first $150k tax-free, cutting your electric bills in half, bringing back the starter home. ☀️👊
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
250 years ago, America declared independence from the Brits! (Don't worry, they're not my people anymore.)
What better way to cap off 2026 than for California to FINALLY declare independence...from 16 years of one-party rule. 🇺🇸
Why is America STILL the greatest nation after 250 years?
'Checks and balances' kept government from becoming over-mighty, so people's creativity could flourish.
That's why one-party rule in California has been such a disaster. Time for some balance HERE! 🇺🇸
CALIFORDABLE TOWN HALL: PASADENA
Thank you, Pasadena. What an incredible welcome this afternoon. People up and down this state are ready for change! ☀️
Our veterans put everything on the line for this country, and California should never turn its back on them.
That’s why, as governor, I’ll deliver zero income tax on veterans’ pensions and zero property tax for 100% disabled veterans and their surviving spouses — no half-measures, no temporary patches, just real, permanent relief.
It’s the least we can do to honor their service, keep our heroes right here in the state they defended, and make California the best state in the nation for those who sacrificed the most.
Let’s make it Califordable for our veterans. ☀️👊