Jae Christopher

Aspiring horror author, part time superhero, full time misanthrope. The cake is a lie, and that lie is delicious.

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

Don’t mind me, just making an update list of links for things I’ve written.

https://t.co/A5LKtGu9JZ

https://t.co/LkJ5KHf3v8

https://t.co/6dtvdY6aZ0

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@goddessmoon01 @KillaKreww THIS!!! THIS IS THE *EXACT* ARGUMENT I KEEP MAKING! It’s not NEW! We’ve been doing it the WHOLE. TIME. and they act like someone is trying to make them stab their own eyes out!!!

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@punkeydoodles8 My first thought was “oh what a cute idea…! I could write something like that…!��

My second thought was “what would I call it…?”

It was really hard to stop hearing “Grand-Wizard” in my head on a loop and, for many reasons, I don’t think that will…work…

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

So tomorrow is my birthday and…

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

https://t.co/BxuNSZU2uG

I am not long for this world of twitter (also, I’m bored of maintaining two accounts. 😏), so find me here, should you wish to find me, yes?

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@RobertKennedyJr On January 20th, you’ll be sitting at home in your underwear, watching soap operas and so will he. There certainly won’t be any of THIS stupid bullshit.

Oh, and shut the hell up. No one cares, you’re a moron.

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@BeardyBigBear Uh…yeah! Obviously!

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@BeardyBigBear 😛

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@GrinningPup Genuinely nothing could be further from the truth…

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@GrinningPup I do volunteer as tribute, but…which one do YOU wanna be…?

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@GrinningPup Well…okay…I suppose you’ve been a good boy this week…you’ve earned it.

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

……..oh no…! 🫢

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@BeardyBigBear What I wouldn’t give to be in the middle of THAT sandwich…😏

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@GrinningPup Well…this marks the first time I’ve been jealous of a hand…

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@BeardyBigBear And I, for one, am excited to see him too!

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@aj_malakai …..great. Now I’m going to be thinking about THIS all day. 😑

[Wakeup People @WakeupPeopIe]

Reached my 'no more energy wasted' era.

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

@InternetH0F Damn. You guys all sound really insecure.

What if the ex is dead? What if she keeps it as a small reminder/token of remembrance?

Y’all really want to act like people shouldn’t have a history or even exist before you show up and that’s so crazy self-absorbed…

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

Looks like I was right and I should have said it.

[Jae Christopher @JaeChristopher2]

I never do this, so this is how strongly I feel about it, and how willing I am to die in this hill;

Honestly? Fuck @BeauDemayo. Never before in my life have I seen someone of so little importance speak with such a high level of arrogance.

No wonder you keep getting fired.