Magnificent Jade

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

I have TWO babies 🥹🥹🥹❤️‍🔥

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

One thing about me, ima escape death

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

Clearing out all this debris 😬

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

K. This me.☀️

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

I NEVER WORRIED ABOUT YOU

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

yeah sex is cool and but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of ur life and got your spark back

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

Mane this baby demanded food, started jumping up and down on the bed and farted in my face. All in the matter of 15 seconds

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

“Thanks for calling Clerk’s office criminal division” :(

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

It’s my birthday!

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

😂😂😂

[: @_dxllz7]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

On my new phone. Thank you to my man.

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

I love my baby, it’s his world.

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

Going hard irl. Bye y’all.

[Mr. Yummy @Chuksunruly]

@pmcafrica She was ready to take on the whole world on his behalf. 😮‍💨

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

I’m Godly? I’m heaven sent?😏

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

God: Moses
Me: Who tf is Moses?
*gets revelation
Me: 😳🤯 oooohhhhh

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

Doors = Open.

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

Did I ever... ask you to take me to go shopping in Paris...

[gabriela 📚 @chaimartini]

my coworker broke up with her boyfriend because he believes that the rapture already happened and we're the chosen ones. he thinks this is heaven

[Magnificent Jade @Jaee_DOUG]

Good news 👍