Alex

Neurodivergent and a senior // artist (in theory) // call that joint my dick the way it’s 2 inches

[Alex @Jaegaelex]

I woke up took a massive hit of the vape put on a dressing gown w no string and went “now that’s classic me!” Out loud. What the fuck.

[Alex @Jaegaelex]

Elon Musk couldn’t say you only need to be lucky once about trying to kill Margaret thatcher but the IRA could produce a car that blows up

[Alex @Jaegaelex]

I may read fanfiction in public but at least my back pant pockets aren’t resting on the back of my knees.

[Alex @Jaegaelex]

@fiadhthedog ……I need you to reread that sentence and log off for me <3

[Alex @Jaegaelex]

@fiadhthedog Nvm fuck you

[Alex @Jaegaelex]

@fiadhthedog Ok. I may have giggled.

[Alex @Jaegaelex]

On politics as much as I’d love to flame Mr Stanley for his personal issues. I, sadly, do have to acknowledge he quite literally saved the hospital that is the only reason I’m alive LMAO. I’d take him over the real life fujoshi on Sinn Fein

[Alex @Jaegaelex]

On another note. My mother said if she had known who he was she would’ve voted for him. My mother…. Would’ve voted for PBP….. what alternate universe is this

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Can we talk about how everyone being of the opinion “I want to vote PBP but they won’t get in” and thus not voting for them is how you guarantee they won’t get in. VOTE FOR THEM. Also very telling the dude w a masters in politics is PBP lmao

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@fiadhthedog I actually don’t know how far you are. Just need to you to know one of said comrades shows up. normally. But then you get a jump cut of what happened and they’re fully naked.

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@fiadhthedog It gets way funnier than this. objectively. the way each turn up is funny to me at least.

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@fiadhthedog ITS CRAZY

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Rushing to catch bus then promptly tripping over my shoelaces bonking my head off the platform steps just to miss the bus anyway was comically boyfailure this morning

[Alex @Jaegaelex]

This isn’t an Autistic Meltdown this as an Autistic Disaster a la Chernobyl

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@fiadhthedog He’s not noble at all. He’s a soggy little former art major. He’s skrunkly

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@earthlikeplants We ❤️ Manifest

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I will not puke all over the portarlington rails

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@fiadhthedog Now get a big ol breakfast bitch.

[Alex @Jaegaelex]

This sick ass belt from when I was 16 is threatening to make me sick out the ass. But actually mouth. I’m gonna vomit.