Ivonne

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

I hate it when I'm singing and people join in. Bitch, this ain't Glee.

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Why be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality?

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

"Virgin pussy " () " , regular pussy " ( ) " , Oomf pussy (_________________________)

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Twitter Taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did.

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Getting pregnant must be a sport these days?!

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I swear ugly people find love faster.

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Mixed signals, that's that shit I don't like.

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Listen here bitch.. My door was closed when you came in, so I expect it to be that way when you leave..

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

We went from The Waltz to Twerkin'.. What has this world come too?

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

A boyfriend who tells hoes and sluts, "I have a girlfriend", is a real ass dude.

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere the bathroom is now a photo booth

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High school made me realize that a lot of people will change just to fit in.

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Dark skinned girls with blonde hair need to stop it. The only bitch that can rock that is Dijonay from The Proud Family.

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Ratchet hoes be twerking for popcorn at the movies!

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Girls be like "10/23/12 I love you babe <3" hoe isn't that today?

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. You ratchet 6. I'm eating

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

When i get mad at someone .. im silent AS FUCK.. because if i speak my mind .. shit gonna get Hella Real!

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Me, jealous of you? Bitch please

[Ivonne @Jaegerdcd]

Why are 12 year olds subtweeting? Y'all little asses tweeting via leapfrog laptop?