Jae Sanders

I’m only cryptic and Machiavellian cause I care.

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

My teenage daughter just said “I like America one day a year and it’s only because I get to wear red lipstick” 😂😂😂😂

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

“Money isn’t real, George. It doesn’t matter. It only seems like it does.”

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

Lemme go ahead and apply for our passports before women and non supporters aren’t allowed to travel anymore.

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

I just forgot that I turned on my heating pad for my back and panicked when I started getting very warm all of the sudden 😬

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

@varsitywook I got one on my 5 year Rooversary 😁👍

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

Bonnaroo 2025 will be my TENTH year. What should I do to celebrate!?

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

@FestieFood Twinsies 👯‍♀️

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

@MovieVectors 😬😬😬 sheesh.

[T @tylerthecreator]

thank you to everyone who lended an ear to CHROMAKOPIA

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

For Christmas can we get a @Harry_Styles album plz

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

What do you think is the best song this fall and why is it That’s So True by @gracieabrams

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

You know you’re getting old when you gotta break out your rolaids at set break. #goosetheband

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

I love when I have a day where I just absolutely slay someones hair and it really invigorates me lol like reminds me why I love my job so much

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

@adventuresofry I’m really hoping for that Saturday to come true!!

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

Brick squaaaaad

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

@jvbt82hhs I always tell my daughter (when she complains about not needing this math or whatever in the future) that I learned the things I use the most in daily life in home ec 🤷‍♀️

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

I’m three Stella’s in yall. Pardon me while I burst. Everything making me mad tonight.

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

There’s this one guy on my fb and I stg everything he says is a lie. Like fr every single thing. He owns a business and he posts about “job opportunities” and I just know he’s making the shit up every time.

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

It makes me so mad to not get off work til after 6:00 and still have to cook dinner and not eat til 8:00 at night.

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

I want @GloTheofficial AND @SexyyRed314_ at Bonnaroo next year. Plz & TY.