the corpse of god has been found in lego city

Oh, Worm?

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Pipe rock theory

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

Hawk Tuah coin was a noble attempt to build generational wealth for marginalized communities. But go ahead and get your dunks in.

[ursa polaris 🧸 vtuber @ursachama]

im going to start streaming/tweeting more so heres a reintroduction tweet!!! im ursa polaris, a silly and cursed pizzly bear #ENVtuber who wants to lock up my viewers on a farm! im normal! my twitch is https://t.co/ME2lXyQxpj :D come closer!!!! i bite!!!!!!!

[the corpse of god has been found in lego city @JagerBomby]

Subjecting my heart to the stress equivalent of thermal shock by listening to an ASMR video right before playing Elden Ring

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Guy who is really scared of green text watching a Nintendo Direct:

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I need to dig an illegal hole in my backyard and hit a gas line about this

[dylan @narrenhut]

I don’t need this because every waking day of my life is an open-world Joker simulator

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

[Deep South tobacco CEO voice] Now ah, this here ah, Bowsuh charactuh... enlighten me as to hhwhy Mistuh Mario's got such animus for the boy

[the corpse of god has been found in lego city @JagerBomby]

Hate comments in the mystery dungeon universe: bro how are you a stage 1 evolution and pushing 30? 💀💀😭😭

[the corpse of god has been found in lego city @JagerBomby]

My pockets so fat even my bison wears Gucci. Appa, drip drip!

[the corpse of god has been found in lego city @JagerBomby]

I summon Crusty Eyes White Dog face up in attack position

[Bakenran ⚠️ VTuber 🥓 @Bakenran]

“gamer turns into a 5 star voice actor when theyre about to die in a video game” is probably my favorite genre of meme

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

me: it’s pretty easy, take a normal turn of phrase or something that somewhat sounds like one. Then swap in something weird or generally fantasy. then post

my homunculus: so like “You’re underdressed at a masquerade, playboy”?

me: bingo. cookie 🍪

homunculus: cookie moment

[maxine @autoscorer]

me: can i get a latte with oat milk--

the barista: sorry we're all out of oat :-( is almond okay? or soy perhaps?

me: (shaking so hard that it can be perceived as an audible hum) what do i do here...

my yoda tulpa: Completely fucked, you are. Pull the fire alarm you must

[the corpse of god has been found in lego city @JagerBomby]

Saw 3 boys on bikes at the Sonic drive-in who were loudly arguing and sorting into a front and back row in the parking spot as I went past them. The only thing I could make out was the one in front shouting “I have the money, so I get to be the driver!”

[the corpse of god has been found in lego city @JagerBomby]

My liege, the enemy have taken the outer walls. Your piss drawer has been lost to us, I fear.

[Luigi’s Sidekick @LuigiSidekick]

Guy who is scared of books reacts to Nintendo Direct

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Alright man damn