🥀𝕯𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖆🥀

hey there ☺️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.42*

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"
me in the afternoon and at night:

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

That pack of ground beef alone is $15-20

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

I would be standing in-front of the window every night plotting like a Villain

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels to take a bath before bed

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

she looks like she also just discovered it

[rageful @ragehrt]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 a.m.”

clock: 5:57 a.m.

me immediately going back to sleep like those 3 minutes will change my life:

[goma @soigomaa]

And we're killing them all with pesticides.....#savethebees

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I get to work and there's work

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

let that hot ass grease from the fryer hit that belly skin, promise you won't have an issue moving forward

[helena ◡̈ @leninhatwitta]

Eu no meu dia de folga sem saber se eu durmo ou se aproveito a vida:

[k @ysljennii]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[🐾 @sweetsecretuser]

i’m just a gamer girl 💅

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no common sense around me:

[rageful @ragehrt]

"Are you free after work?"
Me after work:

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

The sad part is they'd probably watch this and be like "haha yeah"

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you wake up thinking it's middle of the night but it's actually 3 minutes before your Alarm goes off

[eliz @eliza___v]

I’m going to be so productive when I get home”

Also me when I get home :

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

“I can't wait to have fun on my day off”

me on my day off :