Jaiden

• 22 • DIY TWIT • Emo, Indie, Alt Music Adjacent Fan • ATLA • 18+ •

[Jaiden @JaiDiesel_]

@_Stormow #watdatmean

[RILEY! TWO BUCKS OUT NOW @RILEYtheband]

wrong fucking riley bro i was asking for a new van for YEARS @MrBeast

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

i support medicare, but the fact we have universal healthcare but just for boomers feels like a parody policy

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

First trailer for Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender

It will now premiere on July 25 on Paramount+

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Let me be VERY clear for those of you in the back. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in our known history will "collapse the government as we know it," then the government as we know it needs to collapse.

[Plankfan @Plankfan]

@mroahrig
trump: the gays cant do a kiss in the bedroom
trump: im gonna let this dude suck my dick on a toilet shaped stage cause hes my VP

[Plankfan @Plankfan]

well my roomba just saw my bare dick. Guess it's time to buy another

[Plankfan @Plankfan]

checked my linkedin inbox for the first time in weeks and it was just eighteen messages telling me to "fax my dick" ?

[J @jasonllevin]

If capitalism is so great, why do corporations need tax breaks, subsidies, exemptions, grants, ballouts, legal protections, and trade barriers to survive?

And when ordinary people ask for help, why is it suddenly called socialism?

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Were AR15s a thing when the second amendment was?

[Jaiden @JaiDiesel_]

@averageallison This aged poorly 😭

[SummoningSalt @summoningsalt]

In February, @greensuigi announced an $11,000 bounty for anybody who could beat any of his 5 Super Mario 64 world records.

In that time, nobody has broken any of them, except Suigi himself who has now set 5 new world records.

[Jaiden @JaiDiesel_]

@JohnCootie Is it inflated to 18 or is just 5 enough to get the job done?

[Jaiden @JaiDiesel_]

@bott91596 @benkesslen I have 9 windows. Will two units do?

[Janni @HeyImJanni]

Erderwärmung

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so scary to think we have to find somewhere to store the dangerous waste like a desert or underground or something, which is a major problem unlike with fossil fuels where we safely store the waste in the atmosphere and our lungs

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Imagine if Obama was directly connected to Epstein, made $2 billion off crypto scams, grifted a $400 million plane form Arab Royals, and started and lost a war with Iran.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

The Supreme Court said we will have the same interpretation of the law that we've had for the past 168 years

[Jaiden @JaiDiesel_]

@quartzmorrigan This is a serious topic and vinny is a terrible disgusting person. This line out of this context would make for a great song title.

[A SHAWTY IS A GUN* @mfingdangerous]

(hivemind)

riley john savage: jane remover? i hardly knew her!

graydon: sorry i zoned out thinking of the perfect way to fuck a squirrel

riley john savage: gross. what is it

graydon: with a hammer